If you ever feel bad about your love life, remember he is now dating Jennifer Lawrence. There is hope for us all.

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Cats do not like fruits

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Megan Daniels 

Meet my new boyfriend Max
And Kate the Great hating life Bc I gave her a bath.
#myjobisbetterthanyours #groomer #standardpoodle #cat #poodle #froufrou #RoyalPetsGroomingSpa


I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

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the saddest feeling ever is when you finish a show because you watched all of the episodes too quickly and you just want to stay inside that world for a little bit longer, but you can’t 

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so I bathed and blow dried a beautiful pure white Husky today.  
(i work at a Dog Grooming Salon)  
and holy moly have I changed my mind about wanting a Husky.
dear sweet jesus.

at the end of the day I had to vacuum THE ENTIRE SHOP.  (we normally just sweep up the small amount of hair that makes it to odd places in the shop)
the fur made it from the back bathing room all the way to the front door (high velocity blow drier didn’t help this matter)
I had to vacuum the COMPUTER.
the desk.
the bathroom.
there was literally chunks of white fur in every corner of the building.

but really though….I still want a Husky. 
I just know I’d be taking it to get groomed super fucking regularly if I were to get one.


Trying to put on pants while drunk

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Extreme close-ups of human eyes by Suren Manvelyan


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what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 


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